Beyond the AF Aisle: The Other Ways to Not Drink

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Soft drinks, smoothies, kombucha, sparkling water, and more. A quick guide to everything we don't cover in depth.

19 February 2026understanding-af

This site focuses on alcohol-free beers, wines, spirits, and the drinks designed to replace them. That's our thing.

But if you're not drinking alcohol, the options extend far beyond AF alternatives. Some of these have been around for centuries. Some are having a moment right now. All of them deserve a brief nod, even if we won't be reviewing them in depth.

Consider this your quick tour of everything else in the glass.

Soft Drinks

The originals. Carbonated, sweetened, ubiquitous.

Soft drinks emerged from medieval fruit syrups and 18th-century artificial mineral waters. Thomas Henry of Manchester started selling carbonated water in the 1770s. By the late 1800s, brands we still recognise had appeared: Dr Pepper (1885), Coca-Cola (1886), Pepsi (1893).

In the UK, the temperance movement drove early soft drink innovation. Vimto launched in Manchester in 1908 as a temperance cordial. Dandelion and burdock, sarsaparilla, and cream soda all emerged from temperance bars offering alternatives to alcohol.

The health reality: Modern soft drinks are essentially sugar delivery systems. A 330ml can of cola contains about 35g of sugar, exceeding the entire daily recommended limit. The links to obesity, type 2 diabetes, and dental problems are well-established. Diet versions avoid sugar but bring their own controversies around artificial sweeteners.

When they work: Mixers for AF spirits, occasional treats, nostalgic indulgence. Not as daily hydration.

Tea and Coffee

The world's most popular psychoactive substances, consumed for millennia.

Tea drinking began in China around the 3rd century. Coffee emerged in Ethiopia and Yemen, reaching Europe via Ottoman trade routes. The first London coffee house opened in 1652. By 1740, the city had over 550.

Both contain caffeine but deliver it differently. Coffee hits faster and harder. Tea's L-theanine moderates the caffeine effect, producing alertness without jitters. Both contain antioxidants and have been linked to various health benefits in research.

Why we don't cover them: They're not trying to replace alcoholic drinks. Nobody orders a flat white when they want something that feels like a glass of wine. Different category entirely.

The exception: Coffee and tea do appear in some AF cocktails and mocktails. Espresso martini mocktails are popular. Cold brew makes an excellent mixer. Chai works in winter warmers. When they cross into our territory, we'll mention them.

Juices and Smoothies

Fruit in liquid form, with varying degrees of processing.

Fresh juice retains vitamins but loses fibre. The sugar hits your bloodstream fast without the moderating effect of whole fruit's cellular structure. A glass of orange juice contains as much sugar as a glass of cola, just with added vitamin C.

Smoothies keep more fibre if made from whole fruit, but commercial versions often add juice, yogurt, or sweeteners that push sugar content high. A large fast-food smoothie can contain 80-100g of sugar.

The health nuance: The NHS counts a 150ml glass of juice as one of your five-a-day, but only one, no matter how much you drink. The advice: eat whole fruit, drink juice sparingly.

Homemade smoothies using whole fruit, vegetables, and protein sources (yogurt, nut butter) can be genuinely nutritious. Shop-bought ones vary wildly. Read labels.

Kombucha

ISAPP: Fermented Foods & Health

Fermented tea with a cult following and contested health claims.

Kombucha originated in China or Manchuria, possibly 2,000 years ago. A SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast) ferments sweetened tea, producing acids, trace alcohol, and carbonation. The result is tangy, slightly vinegary, and fizzy.

The grey area: Kombucha typically contains 0.5-1.2% ABV, occasionally more. That puts some brands above the 0.5% threshold we use for 'alcohol-free'. It's fermented, complex, and sits somewhere between soft drink and AF beer in character.

Health claims: Proponents cite gut health benefits from probiotics. The evidence is thin. Most claims extrapolate from general probiotic research rather than kombucha-specific studies. It probably won't hurt you. It probably won't transform your microbiome either.

Why we might cover it occasionally: It occupies similar territory to AF drinks: adult, complex, interesting, low or no alcohol. When a kombucha genuinely competes with AF beer for the same occasion, it's relevant.

Sparkling Water

Water with bubbles. Simple, effective, underrated.

Naturally carbonated mineral waters have been drunk for centuries. Artificial carbonation arrived in the 1770s. Modern options range from plain sparkling water to flavoured varieties with everything from citrus to cucumber to exotic botanicals.

Why it matters: Sparkling water is the ultimate AF drink hack. It provides the ritual (popping a cap, hearing fizz, holding a glass of something interesting) with zero calories, zero sugar, zero alcohol, zero complexity.

In a wine glass with ice and a slice of lime, sparkling water passes as a drink at any social occasion. No questions, no explanations.

The fancy end: Brands like Fever-Tree, Folkington's, and London Essence make premium mixers and tonics designed for AF spirits but equally good solo. San Pellegrino and Perrier bring mineral complexity. Flavoured sparkling waters from brands like Ugly, Dash, and Something & Nothing offer interest without sweetness.

Functional Drinks

The newest category: drinks designed to do something beyond hydration.

Functional drinks contain active ingredients targeting specific effects: adaptogens for stress relief, nootropics for focus, botanicals for calm. They're positioned as alternatives to both alcohol and caffeine, promising mood modification without either.

Examples:

  • Three Spirit: Botanical drinks with ingredients like guayusa (energising) or valerian (calming)
  • Kin Euphorics: Mood-enhancing blends targeting relaxation and social ease
  • TRIP: CBD-infused drinks for calm
  • Sentia: GABA-targeting spirits designed to mimic alcohol's relaxing effects

The reality check: Most functional ingredients lack robust clinical evidence at the doses present in drinks. Adaptogens and nootropics are real categories with real research, but the gap between laboratory studies and a can of botanical water is significant.

Why they're interesting: They're trying to solve the same problem as AF drinks: how do you unwind, socialise, and mark occasions without alcohol? Different approach, same question.

Squash and Cordials

The British staples.

Squash (diluted fruit concentrate) has been a UK household fixture for generations. Robinsons, Ribena, and Vimto sit in millions of kitchen cupboards. Cordials are the posher cousins: elderflower, lime, rose.

The nostalgia factor: For many British people, squash carries childhood associations. It's not sophisticated, but it's familiar and comforting.

Modern takes: Premium cordials from Belvoir, Bottlegreen, and others have elevated the category. Mixed with sparkling water, they make credible drinks for occasions where AF beer or wine feels wrong.

Traditional and Regional Drinks

Every culture has non-alcoholic traditions worth knowing:

Lassi (India): Yogurt-based drink, sweet or salted, sometimes with fruit or spices. Cooling, probiotic-rich, deeply refreshing.

Horchata (Spain/Mexico): Rice or tiger nut milk with cinnamon and vanilla. Sweet, creamy, distinctive.

Agua fresca (Mexico): Fresh fruit blended with water and sugar. Lighter than juice, endlessly variable.

Ayran (Turkey/Middle East): Salted yogurt drink. Acquired taste for some, essential refreshment for others.

Sharbat (Middle East/South Asia): The ancestor of sherbet. Fruit syrups with rosewater, cardamom, saffron. Sweet, aromatic, ancient.

Kvass (Russia/Eastern Europe): Fermented bread drink. Low alcohol (typically 0.5-1%), slightly sour, slightly sweet. Another grey-area ferment.

These aren't trying to replace wine or beer. They're their own thing, developed over centuries for their own reasons. Worth exploring if you're expanding your drinking horizons beyond Western AF alternatives.

What We Focus On (And Why)

Practically Clear exists because AF beers, wines, and spirits are having a moment. The quality has improved dramatically. The options have multiplied. The cultural acceptance has shifted.

These drinks are trying to solve a specific problem: how do you have a drink that feels like a drink when you're not drinking? They occupy social occasions, rituals, and taste territories that soft drinks don't reach.

That's what interests us. The craft, the innovation, the question of whether an AF pale ale can satisfy like the real thing.

Everything in this article is valid. Tea, coffee, sparkling water, and kombucha are all excellent choices. But they're not what we're here to write about.

For that stuff, you're in the right place.

19 Feb 2026

6 min read

Drinks

Key Takeaways

Soft drinks, kombucha, kefir, and functional beverages all offer alternatives to AF replicas

Kombucha and water kefir provide probiotic benefits but watch for sugar content

Functional drinks with adaptogens and nootropics are booming but largely unregulated

Tea and coffee are not trying to replace alcohol but cross over in AF cocktails

The best non-alcoholic drink is whichever one you genuinely enjoy reaching for